Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Jeepers! That's creepy!

Welcome to the little hole in the road called Hoschton, Georgia! (It's pronounced "Hoosh-tun" in case you are wondering). It's not too far from the redneck town that I grew up in, so when I heard about Hoschton's plan to attract more people to their fall festival, I had to check it out.

The town has been completely taken over by scarecrows! With 5,441 scarecrows hanging out, not only were curious people drawn in for their fall festival, but a record was set with Guiness--something a place like Hoschton is sure to be proud of forever.

Good for them, but I happen think it was a bit creepy. I mean, if you didn't know that thousands of stuffed people were hanging out along the streets, buildings, and yards of residents and you were driving through there at night, wouldn't that sort of catch you off gaurd? Maybe it's just me.

Or maybe it's the way they look like ghosts standing in the field with their old fashioned clothes blowing in the wind.

Or maybe because the "animated" scarecrows reminded me of the cheesy horror movies where the zombies take over.

Or maybe because these scarecrows, not only tried to take over the town, but they tried to start their own town--a wild west one at that!--complete with robbers. Hey, what's a town without a little crime?

Or maybe because Jesus even took on scarecrow form right in front of the church!

...and he loves all the little scarecrow children!

Or maybe it was because they tried to play football motionless!

Or maybe it was because they could take gigantic dumps!

Or maybe it is simply because there are so damn many of them!

Whatever the reason, they are creepy. So creepy in fact, that I couldn't help but think about the creepiest scarecrow of all times--the one from the Jeepers Creepers movies. That was one scary scarecrow! As I was thinking this and humming "Jeepers creepers, where'd ya get those peepers", guess what I came across? Yep, the Jeepers Creepers scarecrow himself!

I liked him much better than the Elvis, Wizard of Oz, Little Red Riding Hood, and definitely better than the scarecrows made to resemble the people of Hoschton. In fact, Jeepers was really cool.

Even if he was creepy.


JM said...

OG is a little behind. lol

CM and I noticed them a few months back, over the summer, and it was creepy then too.

Scott said...

Wow, that is just a lot of scarecrows. So weird, but cool

Outdoorsy Girl said...

JM...No, I have known about it for a few months, too. But they just set the world record and finished it up this month. So there are even more than what they had in the summer.

Scott...It is so weird. Of all things they could've done!

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