Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Attacked by zombies!

This is a true story.

Once upon a Sunday (last Sunday to be exact) I was hanging out in Atlanta with my friend Red.




All of a dither, a bloody young man with weapons ran down the street screaming out a warning that zombies had invaded Atlanta. We thought it was a joke until we saw a mob of zombies lumbering up the hill behind him!

There were so many of them and we were so scared!



They began taking over the stores because there was no mall close enough.
There were all types of zombies stumbling through the city moaning, groaning, and hanging from trees. They were clearly extremely hungry.





So we did the only thing we knew to save ourselves--we fed them New and Improved Zombie Chow. "Improved" because it was gummy candy body parts instead of our own body parts.
Luckily, our feeding the zombies worked!

...but for only as long as the Zombie Chow lasted and then they were hungry again! Talk about a bloody mess we were in!
They moved in closer as our hearts quickened!






And they came closer still!





The sickening smell of putrifying zombies covered with maggots filled the air!





The zombies became hungrier and angrier and they started to come for us!






And even agrier as they began to chase us down!







Everyone was turning zombie right before our eyes! Even the children were dangerous.. The situation became grim for us.







And then as the zombies took to the streets, we saw our opportunity to escape.






So we got into our car and hit the road...but we were spotted!





And then the zombies attacked our car! So we ran them over (picture not included due to its violent nature) and escaped to the interstate.




And then we fled the city of Atlanta never to return.


The end.



True story. I swear!

18 comments:

evilred said...

I was so happy to get out with my life.

Cooking Monster said...

i am glad that we did not go to atlanta with you guys! i hope that they come out towards us!

Scott said...

And here I thought my weekend encounter with one lone wearwolf was impressive, now i just feel like a loser.

Mr. Villain said...

you know what, had i been with you gals, i'd been left for dead b/c Mrs. Villain would've locked me out of the car.

E said...

I work downtown and have seen the zombies a work. They always ask me for money though.

tsduff said...

HA HA HA HA that is an amazing post, experience and adventure! So glad you survived with your life...

e said...

I think the Zombies did get her.

Chris said...

Not really that scary to be honest with you. Had you seen Michael Jackson then you could make the claim to have been truly frightened.

Wiwille said...

I believe it.

Zero Ball said...

American Zombies in Atlanta...sounds like an 80s film

Zero Ball said...

Wooo I love Zombies.

tsduff said...

How come this story is so old? Let's have some more. How are you? Missing you these days Missy

Lindsey said...

Too too funny. How come stuff like this never happens to me when I'm downtown?

Ranger Tom said...

Brains! Brains!

Aaaaaah!

Glad to see you're still at it!

tsduff said...

Wondering what you are up to these days...

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Keshi said...

Miss ya gal!

Where r u?

Keshi.

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